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Hey Hottie,
Wow, I saw yur pic, and man oh man. You are just the way I like my coffee small, white, and very hot. I mean I have seen someone this hot since.......oh.... Avril Lavigne. Wow, I love small people, I think it is because when I am around them I feel POWERFUL!!!! and SUPERIOR!!!! I all ready have fantasies of us.... You and I.......in the park.....doing the worst possible thing....holding hands....and....looking at the stars. After that I'll treat you to a fancy resturant, and I will buy you a happy meal, and we can also slide down the slide in the PlayPlace. Then, I'll drive you home in my very impressive mo-pad, and then when the time is right, I'll give you a big one. Yup, I'll give you a big bear hug. Then after we get married and you give birth to my 11 girls( girls names will be Chloe, Anna, Mandy, Pat, Steph, Stephaine, Sporty, Ginger, Baby, Scary, and the other Spice girl's name) and 3 boys (names will be Larry, Curly, and Moe), we will move to Wisconsin and you'll work at the house you know cleaning and chaniging and taking care of me, while I am at work as a talking Mime. Anyway I know you have never seen me, but I as soon as I meet "you" all this will come true and our dreams shall come true
Your Future Hubby
hey you. after a look at your stupid website, i must conclude. gracie, what a disgrace. it was by far the most horrible webpage i've ever had the misfortune of seeing. I've never seen such a display of ignorance, irrelevance, and disregard for the wellbeing of society. all who look at it become stupider! you dealt a serious blow to the integrity of humankind. if you can even call yourself human! this is like on of those eating competitions in fear factor. remind me never to come back.
dear gracie
this is an email. it contains many words and sentences which can effectively amuse to the point of replying. alright, i think i got off to a bad start with this email. i'm kinda busy talking to about a million of my own fans right now. they keep aking when i'm gonna do another promotional at their local shopping mall and stuff. ah silly people. k, i only have 5 minutes, i wasn't supposed to be on as long as i am. so um, come to the kutless concert on friday. thanks for reading this really lame email. it's late and i can't think of anything to say. i'm hungry. i feel like eating some of those slices of processed cheese! you should make a part of your webpage dedicated to the wonders of processed cheese! dum te tum...k, this email is officially retarded. but since i said i'd email you then here it is. you have just completed the biggest waste of time in your entire life! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Gracie Gracie Graice!
Jake
Gracie,
I'm a big fan and I really hope that you put this on your "fan mail" section of your totaly awesome web site. I love it. It is so... YOU! I raelly want to meet you and get to know you better. It sounds to me that we could become great friends.
Well, I've got to go now.
Rock On, Gracie Lou
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